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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
rowantheexplorer
birdschoolforbirds

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

birdschoolforbirds

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ob2komario

Fact:

http://i.imgur.com/kE7xE2P.gif

They actually did that.

the-emef

cannot. stop. laughing.

thegrandelusa

Lizzy.

rowantheexplorer

I love this, because chickens are curious enough to keep looking at one thing, but just dumb enough to keep looking in the direction you point them.

Source: birdschoolforbirds
fr0styfingers
wlwriot

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

wlwriot

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

wlwriot

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”


AFRAID OF WHAT??

Source: wlwriot
fr0styfingers
mindblowingscience

Scientists say the world’s oceans are warming far more quickly than previously thought, a finding with dire implications for climate change because almost all the excess heat absorbed by the planet ends up stored in their waters.

A new analysis, published Thursday in the journal Science, found that the oceans are heating up 40 percent faster on average than a United Nations panel estimated five years ago. The researchers also concluded that ocean temperatures have broken records for several straight years.

“2018 is going to be the warmest year on record for the Earth’s oceans,” said Zeke Hausfather, an energy systems analyst at the independent climate research group Berkeley Earth and an author of the study. “As 2017 was the warmest year, and 2016 was the warmest year.”

Continue Reading.

Source: The New York Times
fr0styfingers
transcoranic

how the fuck did all of those renaissance dilettantes learn so much crap? Like they spoke 3 languages and were foremost in several branches of science, plus they wrote poetry, played the violin, and were master artists? And they still had time to be gay? 

vassraptor

none of them ever did any laundry at all

lettherebedragons

The emotional and physical labor necessary to maintain the lifestyles of Renaissance and Enlightenment polymaths was shunted almost entirely to their uncredited servants, slaves, wives, and daughters. 

Whenever we compare ourselves to the ‘genius men’ of the past, and wonder why we fall so short, remember this: their intellectual capacity, energy, and freedom was because there was someone else washing the damn dishes.

cheesyradfem

Rosalind Miles’ “Who Cooked the Last Supper?” is about how women throughout history provided critical services so men could have leisure time.

lafememeistnoire

Fuck

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vladimir-ranskahov
markv5

Пищевая продукция проверена котоэкспертом и может быть допущeна к употреблению

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Пищевая продукция проверена котоэкспертом и может быть допущeна к употреблению

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Food products are tested by a cat-expert and can be allowed to use

Source: markv5
vladimir-ranskahov
vampireapologist

imagine trying out a super risky outfit ur not sure is gonna land well and on your way to the party you fall into a bog and become a bog body and in like 3,000 years they pull you out in like a pink mesh bathing suit with an applique that says “barbie girl” on the front tucked in as a body suit to a pair of track shorts that say “your card was declined” on the ass and a pair of elevated 90s gel sandals with a hitclips clipped to the strap with one cartridge (60 seconds of an nsync song) and they reconstruct you in a museum and tell the public that’s how people dressed

Source: vampireapologist